(Source: daddyslittlestylewhore)
*eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle
me: *walks past fire hydrant* ahaha HAHA!!!! its like the EARTH has a small DICK! And its right here
me two hours later: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *takes more pictures* FUCK!!!!! FUCK *blogs* OHHHHHHHHHHH
Brad is becoming a parody of himself.